In what is shaping up to be a high bug-count summer, I'm grateful that my cats have finally discovered the joys of killing the nasty things so I don't have to.
Other lessons my cats seem to have learned include: Real love is licking the back of your brother's neck. If your owner is out of town and the litter box smells, use the hamper. If the hamper is full, use a corner. If the corner gets full, go right in the middle of the floor so someone will notice, and clean out the corner, litterbox and hamper. Or, just to be spiteful.
Don't play hard to get. BE hard to get.
It's not wrong if no one sees you do it.
The only fun trick is seeing how small a bag you can fit into.
If you want something, fuss. If that doesn't work fuss louder. Catnip is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you get swatted for climbing on the counter, you just have to be consistent and keep climbing up until your owner learns they are not to swat you. Bury your crap well. Happiness is a sunlit spot on the carpet and a good belly rub. Toilet water just tastes better.